yes.its'd been a month since i last posted.
IM SORRY IF IVE MADE YOU UNHAPPY READERS IVE BEEN KIND OF BUSYYYY D:
anyways im back :D
SO YAYYYYYY~
ehem. Today le me shall be preaching about the ways of life.
lol no im gonna be ranting about birds and planes.
well technically we eat some types of birds (le chicken, le duck etc.) and planes are how we travel overseas and stuff so I guess it's a way of life...
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Never mind xD
Ya know how when there's some random flying object in the sky, and the first two people are always like
Le person 1 : "LOOOOKKKK!!! IT'S A BIRDDD"
Le person : /squints "NOOO IT'S A PLANEEEE"
lol yeah. And suddenly these other people turn around to listen to their conversation, and one of them says
Le person 3 : "NOOO IT'S SUPERMANNN(or some other random flying object/person.)"
And everyone goes:
Everyone: /LE GASPPP
mm.
anyway, I was wondering.
Those two people who first thought the random flying object was a bird or plane.
Why in the name of mamachickens did they even get excited for yo.
Who would honestly see a bird/plane while walking on the street one day and start a fuss.-. And end up discovering a new random flying object or something.
I pity Superman for getting confused with a bird or plane xD
If the bird landed somewhere near me I would chase it away and end up looking like a retard :D
If the plane landed near me for one I'll be deaf (Have you ever seriously just stood next to a plane? THEY HAVE LOUD ENGINES OMG) and I probably won't run away fast enough to avoid getting squished. And the girl who was killed by a plane would end up being on the news -_- Oh wow fame at last.
Lol maybe movie makers should be more creative.
Le person 1: "OMG LOOOKK!!! IT'S A CHICKENNNN IT'S FLYINGGGG"
Le person 2: "NOOO IT'S A PENGUINNNN"
Le person 3: "It's Superman you dumbasses."
Oh wait then Superman would get confused for a chicken or a penguin.
Which are still technically birds.
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Never mind.
So another point. DO YOU GUYS KNOWWW
I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THIS COOL PLANE
I RECENTLY DISCOVERED THIS COOL PLANE
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| Le cool plane |
LOOK AT ITTTT
IT LOOKS SO COOL OMG AHHHH
MAYBE THE INSIDE THEME IS BASED ON ANGRY BIRDS TOOO
AND THE PLANE IS OFF TO FIND LE PIGGGSSSS
I WANNA RIDE IT AHHHH
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no wait.
technically if the birdplane was looking for pigs it's supposed to crash into the pigs on sight. With the help of a giant slingshot.
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Which would ultimately make the birdplane explode into a few seconds of fleeting artistic beauty (quoting Deidara-san xD) before burning away the remaining parts and the unfortunate corpses inside.
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Holy Cow.
THIS IS JUST LIKE A SUICIDE BIRDPLANE ON IT'S LAST FINAL MISSION OR SOMETHING
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OHMY.
I changed my mind I'm cool with normal planes ._.
Sigh ok anyway I'm supposed to have a chemistry test tomorrow (Oh Kinetic Particle Theory why are you so easy to forget T^T) and I need to study.
Meep.
Thanks for reading minna!!*bows*BAIBAIII*sparkle*
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