I JUST ATE A BANANA. IT WAS THE FIRST BANANA I ATE TODAY. I'M SO HAPPY~
HOHOHO BANANAS ARE AWESOME:D
The scientific name for a banana is Musa acuminata..(MY BIOLOGY LESSONS HATH PAID OFFXD) Musa sounds sort of music-ish though, not very banana-ish._. OH WELL SCIENTIFIC NAMES ARE WEIRD HOHOHO XD
Who knows Banana Republic? My parents used to shop there last time but not anymore. When I was younger my cousin made up this riddle: What shop is named after a fruit?(Yes I know, its quite lameXD) And I would be like"BANANA REPUBLIC!!!:D" Lol yes I know those were the naise, lame years. Sigh, good times^^
Bananas are radioactive o.O It's beacause they contain quite a lot of potassium(POTATO?XD) Potassium-40 to be exact, which is a radioacive isotope of potassium. Isotopes are variants of a particular chemical element. Never mind if you don't understand I don't either XD
Who still remembers the Despicable Me 2 trailer?:D BABABABABANANA XD The minions love bananas~they're sho cute^^
A cluster of bananas is called a handO.o and 1 banana is called a fingerO.O
Now, close your eyes and imagine you're sitting on a pwetty blanket on a naise green patch of grass with your family/friends/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever. Leaves danced around you on the gentle breeze that kissed your hair. Rays of sunshine peeked through the fluffy white clouds in the crystal blue sky. You were having a naise picnic with your family/friends/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever. All of a sudden, you spy a banana, sitting in the picnic basket. Its skin glistened in the sunlight, and it was like it was staring at you, begging you to eat it, saying"eat me~eat me~" You were instantly attracted to it. You could almost taste the soft, creamy insides of the succulent fruit, its flavours bursting in your mouth with each bite. You reach out to take it, but alas, before your fingers could enclose themselves around the smooth skin, you realised, that your arm was too short, and that you could not reach the picnic basket.'DAMN YOU SHORT ARM!!! ASDFGHJKL*beeeeeep*' you thought. Then, you realised that your family/friends/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever was sitting right behind the picnic basket. He/She/It could reach it much more easily than you. Trying to impress your family member/friend/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever, you decided to act smart and use a more smart-sounding term.
You: Hey, family member/friend/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever? Could you pass me that finger?
family member/friend/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever: "......what finger?*raises his/her/its finger weirdly*
You: That finger.*points to banana*
family member/friend/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever: *raises eyebrows*
family member/friend/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever: *takes the banana*
You: YESYESYES THAT FINGERRR>:D
family member/friend/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever:*gives me you a weird look and bites into banana*
You: ...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
family member/friend/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever: omnomnom^^
You: NUUUUUU WHY DID U TAKE MY FINGER IT WAS MINEMINEMINEEEE ASDFGHJKL
*violence scene*
The end:D
Ok that was a rather lame story with no pointXD but now you see why all these weird terms are just ridiculous, like finger for banana^^
Ok now to end off this random post, a banana poem!:D
Banana Poem (by The Anti-Banana Society)
A long time ago, when the world was young
Someone put some food on their tong
They tasted the food, and thought it was nice
Most fruit liked it - but banana's thought twice.
They held a meeting at quarter past eight
Whilst the human's were getting home late
They decided they didn't want to be eaten
they said "No way, we're not going to be beaten"
So time went by, and human's got old
Banana's got ready, for their prophets had told
That soon shall come the dawn of war.
Where humans will rule the earth no more.
The humans knew not of the evil banana's plans
They made their cars, guitars and aluminum cans
And the banana's began to take over the east
While humans knew not, and kept having their feast.
But time has run out, no more hiding there can be
Or else the banana's will kill George, you and me
We must take up arms, and fight to the end
Because, believe it or not, a banana is not a friend.
EVILLLLL BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANNANANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>:D
*bows*BAIBAIIII*sparkle*
family member/friend/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever: *raises eyebrows*
family member/friend/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever: *takes the banana*
You: YESYESYES THAT FINGERRR>:D
family member/friend/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever:*gives me you a weird look and bites into banana*
You: ...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
family member/friend/partner/alien/imaginary friend/whatever: omnomnom^^
You: NUUUUUU WHY DID U TAKE MY FINGER IT WAS MINEMINEMINEEEE ASDFGHJKL
*violence scene*
The end:D
Ok that was a rather lame story with no pointXD but now you see why all these weird terms are just ridiculous, like finger for banana^^
Ok now to end off this random post, a banana poem!:D
Banana Poem (by The Anti-Banana Society)
A long time ago, when the world was young
Someone put some food on their tong
They tasted the food, and thought it was nice
Most fruit liked it - but banana's thought twice.
They held a meeting at quarter past eight
Whilst the human's were getting home late
They decided they didn't want to be eaten
they said "No way, we're not going to be beaten"
So time went by, and human's got old
Banana's got ready, for their prophets had told
That soon shall come the dawn of war.
Where humans will rule the earth no more.
The humans knew not of the evil banana's plans
They made their cars, guitars and aluminum cans
And the banana's began to take over the east
While humans knew not, and kept having their feast.
But time has run out, no more hiding there can be
Or else the banana's will kill George, you and me
We must take up arms, and fight to the end
Because, believe it or not, a banana is not a friend.
EVILLLLL BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANNANANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>:D
*bows*BAIBAIIII*sparkle*
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