Alpacass

HI MINNA

LET THESE ALPACAS GREET YOU TODAY
ERMAGHERD THEYRE SO FLUFFY AND CUTE I CAN DIE JUST LOOKING AT THEM /froths at mouth

SQUEEEEE
I WANNA JUST RUN INTO THE PIC AND SQUISH THEM AND HOPEFULLY NOt GET CHASED AROUND BY ANY ANGRY ALPACAS :D
Yeah so IMMA SHARE SOME ALPACA FACTS TODAY YO. (after some research hoho)

The Alpaca's fleece~
finer than cashmere~
silkier than silk~
softer than cotton~
fluffier than mah pillow~
kya~

Alpacas and llamas crossbreed sometimes lol.
ALAMACA Ö
Nah lol their fancy offspring is apparently known as le huarizo (ohoho fancy offspring with a fancy name~)
Idk how it looks like though.
BUT IT HAS FANCY LONGER FLEECE /SO FANCY

Female alpacas are called cows and male ones are called bulls. And le babies are called calfs.
BUT THEYRE NOT RELATED TO COWS /i think
SO WHY ARE THEY CALLED COWS AND BULLS
THEY COULD BE CALLED
ALPACA AND SHIZZ
I THINK SHIZZ SOUNDS SWAGGY
:D
AND A GROUP OF THEM IS CALLED A FLOCK
BUT FLOCK IS MOSTLY USED FOR BIRDS (lol i know there are others but birds were the first thing i knew xD)
SO ARE ALPACAS BIRDS?
FLYING PEGALPACAS (Pegasus alpacas :D)
FLYING PEGALPACA COWS
Ö

Made by yours truly /bows

ALPACAS POOP IN THE SAME PILE

Lol imagine you're an alpaca (I'LL WANNA SQUISH YOU >:D) and you wanna poop.

Then you have to go to this pile of alpaca poop

HAHHHAHHHA

lol ok i would be a bit grossed out

but perhaps alpacas think otherwise

:P

IF THREATENED

/dun dun dunnnn

ALPACAS WILL SPIT

/ptooie

SPIT THEY WILL

/ptooie

(lol that reminds me of the mario ptooie thing xD but im talking about the sound of spitting here yeah.)

/ptooie.

LOL I LOVE THIS MEME

:D

K i gtg now hehe :D
(DURARARA IM COMING TO WATCH YOUUU)
/thats an anime btw in case u didnt know.
THANKS FOR READING MINNA |*bows*BAIBAIII*sparkle*