Saturday 20 October 2012

le rant on birds.

YO MINNA.
BIG BIRD SMALL BIRD FLUFFY BIRD SKINNY BIRD SHORT BIRD TALL BIRD FUNNY BIRD LOUSY BIRD FUZZY BIRD PUFFY BIRD FEATHERLESS BIRD CUTE BIRD WEIRD BIRD GOOD BIRD BAD BIRD PRETTY BIRD LITTLE BIRD LONG BIRD ANGRY BIRD HAPPY BIRD LLAMA BIRD CHEESY BIRD AFRO BIRD CIRCUS BIRD ZEBRA BIRD HIPPO BIRD HIBIRD HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
BIRD YES BIRD DON'T YOU THINK BIRDS ARE CUTE THEY'RE SO FLUFFY AND FUZZY AND FEATHERY AND AND AND THERE ARE BIRD PLUSHIES TOOOOOOOO:DDDDDDDDD *slaps self.ok stop.*
do you guys watch katekyo hitman reborn?:D I LOVE HIBIRDDDDDDDDDDD
LE HIBIRD
ITS SHO FLUFFFYYYYY AND YELLOOOWWWWWW LIKE A BANANAAAAA :DDD
(ok i should stop spazzing._.)
my friend actually has a hibird plushie :D i want it....T^T
oh right there was this one time in school, me and my friends were just randomly walking past some random seniors, and suddenly there was a bird. On the ground. A pigeon. I thought it was cute hoho^^ Then, the seniors started screaming. Like really screaming. Because of the bird. IT WAS SO EPIC AHAHAHAHAHAHA BIRDDDDDDDDD yeah.
did ypu know albatrosses can sleep while flying?O.O thats like so cool. its like sleepwalking. except in flight. BUTBUTBUT WHAT IF SOME RANDOM HUNTER SHOOTS IT WHILE ITS ASLEEP?? D: NUUUUUU ALBATROSSESSSSSS *freaks out* wait, but they're seabirds right...?so....MEH THE HUNTERS CAN STILL SHOOT THEM FROM SHIPS NUUUUU *freaks out again* (ok im being lame here)
Emperor penguins are the largest penguins, standing at a grand height of...115cm. Now I feel tall kekekekekekekekeke /gets shot by le angry penguins
Oh yeah, and birds don't sweat. WHY NOTTTTTTTTTT UNFAIR MUCH I DUN WANNA SWEAT EITHERRRRRRRRRR. But then again sweat can destroy pathogens on the skin if they try to break through the body's first line of defense...WAIT WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT BIOLOGY MY EXAMS ARE OVER MOVING ON.
There are owls that can turn their heads 360˚ right. Thats like so cool yo THEN IF THEY KEEP TURNING AND TURNING THEN THEIR NECKS WILL BE TWISTED ALL THE WAY OMG THATS SO COOL IMAGINE IF SOME DUDE SNEAKS UP AND YOU THEN YOU COULD JUST TURN YOUR HEAD AROUND AND GLARE:D OHOHOHOHO
ANYWAY BIRDS ARE COOL.AND FLUFFY.AND AND AND CUTE. KYAAAAAAAA~
ok so thats it for now.thanks for reading minna!! *bows*BAIBAIII*sparkle*

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