Fancy pants

Konichiwa minna:D hohoho i actually managed to post within 1 weekXD gimme a break yoz i had assessmentsssss DX THE STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FANCY PANTS.IS.AN.AWESOME.GAME.HOHOHOHOHOHO
I think i'm addicted to it yoXD I downloaded it on google chrome, IT WAS SO FUNN:D I cleared all the levels in 1h I think XD FANCY PANTSSSSS
Ahhh jumping on spiders and snails and mouse with freaky guns that shoot balls of squiggly lines is funnn:D My friend played the game later than I did, and when she saw a spider she ran away==
Fren:"omg a spider??"
Me: "Jump on it yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*takes her mac away and starts jumping on spiders myself while laughing maniacally*
Ahhh whenever theres a snail shell its so fun kicking it arounddd XD but I never manage to get it into the hole.................TT^TT Oh well. Fancy Pants man will just have to live on one colour of pants== (those who don't get it, whenever you get a shell into a hole you get a new pants colour:D)
At the end of fancy pants 2, you have to defeat a purple rabbit. HOW DO YOU DEFEAT IT AHHHHHH DAMN RABBIT BAKA USAGI ASDFGHJKL ok sowie heheh._.|||
I think fancy pants 3 is more fun. OF COURSE ITS MORE FUN ITS A NEWER VERSIONNN:DDD Theres normal spiders, pirate spiders, construction hat-wearing spiders, spider-bat cross, bats, parrots, mice shooting balls of squiggly lines, pirates, snails, MINI NINJAS XD and fancy pants man's little sis^^ YOU GET TO KILL ALL OF THOSE. EXCEPT THE SIS. YAH. ITS SO FUNNNNNNNN:D Then you can find a pencil and use it as a sword, its so coolllll:D  you can keep slashing enemies like theres no tomorrow~~~ WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA >:D
AND THERES WATER. YOU CAN SWIM TOO. AND U DUNNID TO BREATHE. OOOOOOHH FANCYYYYY :D
AND AT THE BEGINNING FANCY PANTS MAN HAS A ROOM:D OHOHOHOOOOO FANCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY XD
OHOHO THEN AT THE END RIGHT, YOU FIGHT OFF THIS EVIL MANLY-BEARD PIRATE CAPTAIN WHICH YOU SO NICELY FOUND BEARD DYE FOR HIM FOR ANDHE SHOWS HIS GRATITUDE BY TRYING TO KILL YOU. NAISE== ahahaha then he tries to hit you with his oh so manly coloured brown beard and you just keep slashing him>XD then he releases ninja, jumps up, drops down again to release waves of beard. *shudders* ewwwwww gross>< Ok, at first his beard was FREAKING RAINBOW COLOURED. HE ASKED ME FOR BEARD DYE AND I GAVE HIM SOME. AHHH SHOW SOME GRATITUDE YOU STINKING PIRATE!!* slashes at him and laughs evilly* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA>:D
ahhhh the sis is so cute. She wears purple/pink and gets abducted to be the new captain. and as her big bro, fancy pants man so nicely went after her, only for her to say she doesn't wanna go home and she prefers beng captain rather then his sis. Then she makes fancy pants man drop through the floor. ARGH EVIL LITTLE SISTER WHY U SO MEAN TO FANCY PANTS MAN D: i hv my own litle sis. she's evilllllllllll........................................*ninja!*XD
sigh....then after fancy pants man defeats da captain, he gives little sis a naise piggy back home. AWW OMG SO SWEET :D im liking fancy pants man more and more~ ^^
yuppies so all you readers, if you don't play this, ...WHYYYY???? Go play it:D its fun....kekekekeke^^
k i shall stop here :D Thanks for reading minna!*bows*BAIBAIII*sparkle*