Inventions and crap

Yo minna!! Hows life:D
so anyways on thursday I had this interview for an innovation programme (IVP) research studies thingy. We were supposed to prepare 3 problems yet to be solves and an original invention for 1 of the problems. (-.-) actually on Monday the teacher in charge of IVP came up with this list of people who's design and technology project thing (making a toy) was good or something and told us to apply for IVP or get hunted down._. And by some miracle, I was on that list.
my reaction: O.e WHUT.
Yeah. So I handed in the application form the next day, only to find that it had been changed from "COMPULSORY TO APPLY OR GET HUNTED DOWN" to a nice little "strongly encouraged".
my reaction: *le pissed mode* FUUUUUUU *crushes piece of paper in hand. realises that paper was a random drawing I just started on* OH NOES. *unfoldsunfolds straightensstraightens*
mmhmm.so well I decided that I might as well do it-.-
me problems me came up with:
1. preventing da spilling of liquids
2. missing da bus from distractions
3. not being able to wake up from the sound of alarm clocks.
I went with the third one. the ideas of the second and third one are from me friend who shall not be named. (THANKYEWWWWWWWWWWW:D)
so i came up with this vibrating thingy attached to an alarm clock that you attach on your bed. then when the alarm clock rings the device will vibrate violently, thus waking you up effectively^^
then i searched online and found out that there were actually already vibrating alarm clocks==
but i was like "URGH HECK CARE IM JUST GONNA SLEEP."
yeah.
so on le interview day, I realised I might have to explain the mechanisms in the device and how it works and such. But I have no experience on such things._.and no one has told me anything about it either....
but again i was like "HECK CARE LETS JUST PLAY TETRIS XD"
yeah so at the interview, i was asked to explain how it worked. and i screwed it up xD
then the teachers googled vibrating alarm clock and showed it to me in my face. that was quite mean now. *pouts*
meh so anyway the interview was screwed up. but at least now i won't get in :D honestly i didn't wanna join IVP in the first place, all because of that stupid list...asdfghjkl
SO HECK CARE ABOUT NEW INVENTIONS, LETS JUST LIVE LIFE AS WE DO NOW.PEACE OUT.XD
yeah so thats it for now!!thanks for reading minna!!*bows*BAIBAIII*sparkle*

le rant on birds.

YO MINNA.
BIG BIRD SMALL BIRD FLUFFY BIRD SKINNY BIRD SHORT BIRD TALL BIRD FUNNY BIRD LOUSY BIRD FUZZY BIRD PUFFY BIRD FEATHERLESS BIRD CUTE BIRD WEIRD BIRD GOOD BIRD BAD BIRD PRETTY BIRD LITTLE BIRD LONG BIRD ANGRY BIRD HAPPY BIRD LLAMA BIRD CHEESY BIRD AFRO BIRD CIRCUS BIRD ZEBRA BIRD HIPPO BIRD HIBIRD HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
BIRD YES BIRD DON'T YOU THINK BIRDS ARE CUTE THEY'RE SO FLUFFY AND FUZZY AND FEATHERY AND AND AND THERE ARE BIRD PLUSHIES TOOOOOOOO:DDDDDDDDD *slaps self.ok stop.*
do you guys watch katekyo hitman reborn?:D I LOVE HIBIRDDDDDDDDDDD

LE HIBIRD

ITS SHO FLUFFFYYYYY AND YELLOOOWWWWWW LIKE A BANANAAAAA :DDD

(ok i should stop spazzing._.)

my friend actually has a hibird plushie :D i want it....T^T

oh right there was this one time in school, me and my friends were just randomly walking past some random seniors, and suddenly there was a bird. On the ground. A pigeon. I thought it was cute hoho^^ Then, the seniors started screaming. Like really screaming. Because of the bird. IT WAS SO EPIC AHAHAHAHAHAHA BIRDDDDDDDDD yeah.

did ypu know albatrosses can sleep while flying?O.O thats like so cool. its like sleepwalking. except in flight. BUTBUTBUT WHAT IF SOME RANDOM HUNTER SHOOTS IT WHILE ITS ASLEEP?? D: NUUUUUU ALBATROSSESSSSSS *freaks out* wait, but they're seabirds right...?so....MEH THE HUNTERS CAN STILL SHOOT THEM FROM SHIPS NUUUUU *freaks out again* (ok im being lame here)

Emperor penguins are the largest penguins, standing at a grand height of...115cm. Now I feel tall kekekekekekekekeke /gets shot by le angry penguins

Oh yeah, and birds don't sweat. WHY NOTTTTTTTTTT UNFAIR MUCH I DUN WANNA SWEAT EITHERRRRRRRRRR. But then again sweat can destroy pathogens on the skin if they try to break through the body's first line of defense...WAIT WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT BIOLOGY MY EXAMS ARE OVER MOVING ON.
There are owls that can turn their heads 360˚ right. Thats like so cool yo THEN IF THEY KEEP TURNING AND TURNING THEN THEIR NECKS WILL BE TWISTED ALL THE WAY OMG THATS SO COOL IMAGINE IF SOME DUDE SNEAKS UP AND YOU THEN YOU COULD JUST TURN YOUR HEAD AROUND AND GLARE:D OHOHOHOHO
ANYWAY BIRDS ARE COOL.AND FLUFFY.AND AND AND CUTE. KYAAAAAAAA~
ok so thats it for now.thanks for reading minna!! *bows*BAIBAIII*sparkle*

Neko~

KONICHIWA MINNA-SAN~
gomenasai...i haven't posted for ...etto...*counts...counts...counts...*etto....never mind._. basically, i haven't posted for a long long time. *bows* gomenasai. this is what exams do to you. /sigh~
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NEKO.
:D
Yesh, neko!! (neko means cat in japanese for those who dunno^^)
DON'T YOU FIND THEM CUTEEEEEE
BTW THERES A TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL WHO'S LOCKER IS FULL OF CAT PICTURES LOLXD
a-anyway *clears throat*

Look at it.

fangirl over it.

FANGIRL IN ITS FLUFFY CUTENESS!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA /dies

*revives*

/bangs head. *my name that you shall not know(hoho)*, i think you're turning into *friend who shall not be named's name*

DID YOU KNOW

CATS DON'T HAVE A SWEET TOOTH D:

AWWWW THEY DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE?????? chocolate...oooh....*drools*

*slaps self for dreaming*"wha...whaaa?"

anyway thats just sadT^T

Cats spend like, 2/3 of their life sleeping...so technically 6 year old cats have only been awake for like, *countscountscounts epic fail much* 2 years of their lives. Ahahaha during weekends/holidays/days where I can sleep I sleep at like 12-2 and wake up at 12-2(that's with being woken up lol) i woke up at 1pm yesterday after being screamed at by the demoness- I...I mean my dearest mother hehe. And today I woke up at 12 after hearing the demon- I-I MEAN my daddy dearest screaming at the 3 year old devil- AHEM I MEANT my darling princess of a sister -.-||| *imagines family with glowing eyes and horns enlarged 67u54367879876543234567898765432 times(my parents are actually the same height as me lol and my 3 year old sis is...well yeah she's 3 years old) staring down at me* .../gulps

ahaha yesh i love sleep anyway back to cats:D

oh yeah you know how cats are supposed to have 9 lives or something? HOHOHO~ so if that's true(obviously it's not lol) they can keep cheating death 8 times?? T^T UNFAIRRRRRR I WANNA CHEAT DEATH TOOOOOO MAOOOOO. 

Oooooh who watches Kuroshitsuji? Apparently Sebastian loves cats. PPPPFFFTTTT AHAHAHA THE DEMON LOVES CATS

Sebastian stares at cats xD

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.

Add slow mo music here

"I AM A FROG."

Yup so anyway thats it

Thanks for reading minna-san~*bows*BAIBAIII*sparkle*

It's ok i love you too^^